It’s a fact that I’ve argued with many and will defend until…

well until whenever

I love Rihanna

I make no bones about my affection

nor do I apologize for it

I think she is such a badass

and I’ll take her over Beyonce

and Bey’s goody-two shoes act any day

And when I spied RiRi wearing these

bitch socks

the other day

well

my cold-cold heart got a little tingly

Admit it

you love these

you want these

you need these

because really now

who doesn’t need some

BITCH SOCKS