Did you know Saturday, March 14th, has been crowned Steak and BJ Day, a celebration of two things guys love – steak and blow jobs.
And falling exactly one month after Valentine’s, Steak and BJ Day’s existence suggests to me that it’s assumed that holiday – the pink and red and chocolaty one – is really for women and we love it
Eh, not so much.
For real – because let me tell you, I fucking hate Valentine’s Day.
Have always hated it.
and I kinda think it’s for losers or those lame, sappy couples I would never, ever want to be.
now I’m passing judgment, which I swore I wouldn’t do, but sometimes it slips. Shit happens.
Anyway, back to Steak and BJ Day
I gotta say, I’m down
and it sounds all kinds of awesome.
It’s not sappy and saccharine
or just goddamned annoying.
It’s straightforward and in your face – pun intended – and I like that.
And for the record, some of us girls really love our steak and blow jobs.
Add a cake and cunnilingus day to the calendar and 2015 is going to be a fucking stellar year.